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Webgreetings and welcome to the installation process. The first computer installed on board the mobile was the web-famous little qwerty -(web-search on the 2 word combination of little + qwerty and you will see just how highly ranked my little potpal is, BTW, potpal is laptop tleps sdrawkcab) She has earned her position as first qwerty to be installed in the mobile for the very simple reason that she is the qwerty I have been borrowing the longest and is therefore the qwerty that I have logged the most hours on. If computers are to be likened to aircraft, then little qwerty is very much like a World War 1 Sopwith Camel biplane and that's how she feels to fly, wind in the hair and plenty of time to wwwatch the scenery. 100 MegaHertz Central Processing Unit, 16000 RAM, 500 MegaByte Hard Drive top speed = 28.8 bytes per second. The hyper-critical eye will notice that little qwerty is held in place with a gravity clamp and a hyper-critical eye would further note that a gravity clamp atop a plastic box could hardly be considered installing a computer and further more an old IBM think pad is hardly what you call a computer, however the hyper-critical eye would not be aware of the cathode ray gun targeting capabilities of little qwerty nor of the terra-flop capabilities of the MEGA Server that caches little qwertys output. Tech stuff to one side for a second, there is one very very very important reason why little qwerty is aboard the Big Bong Mobile and that's because she can run off the Big Bong Mobiles 12 Volt battery when/if 240 volt mains power is unavailable. Little Qwerty - Little Qwerty, I sure do love me potpal and the complex issue is how often do I powwwer her up? Eventually little qwerty is to be the ultra back up to the rest of the webcasting array, however in the nowww, she is the <html>generating device for this sub sector. The second qwerty to be installed in the mobile is slowww-boot, a Pentium 2 class cyber sled -circa last century- and it's name is derived from the fact that it takes at least 4 hours 20 minutes to boot, due entirely to the fact that it has to be assembled from the remains of 4 Pentium 2's. Slowwwboot's assembly is not required until after touch down. The third qwerty to be installed in the mobile is "hemp bar herb", a Pentium 3 500mhz CPU, 256 RAM, dual monitored cybernaut which anchored the hempbars webcast from May 2000 till November 2001, herb has over 1,000,000 web cam images on the CPU and when the history of the cannabis law reform qwerties is wwwritten, herb will be one of the legends. You have reached the point where the <html>Generator shut down. natcherally more words and images will be cached when next I powwwer up the <html>Generator...
Till next peace ;O)--~
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