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Establishing a growing concern to supply the bbbbasic product required to operate a Big Bong Burger Bar is a simple matter of finding a suitable area of land to plant the seeds, (supplied by the Seed BBBBank,) and then adding water.

Growing cannabis is relatively easy, at least it would be if cannabis were legal, it's Prohibition that makes the whole thing bizarre and harder than it needs to be, indeed, the recent decision to Legalize Just Cannabis with-in the physical boundaries of Switzerland is perhaps the most positive direction in European thought since Copernicus postulated that the Earth was round and a major victory for common sense.

Just with-in the physical boundaries of a society famous for it's conservative neutrality, just for the citizens who want to participate in unarrested cannabis culture. Beautiful isn't it, the thought that Cannabis has been declared innocent by the most responsible society in Europe and the only people the pope trusts.

Lets us all hope that the Swiss decision to refuse to enforce American Drug Morality is the stone that starts an avalanche of European relegalization, indeed, the pulse of global cannabis law reform is quickening and in every way, this entire POT HOLE content sequence is designed to get that pulse beating even faster.

Anyway, the excavation of the Pot Hole - the CannaBath - the keel stone of the Big Bong has been delayed by rain for enough days in a row now to thoroughly test my resolve and level of cool, indeed weeks of construction have been lost due to rain, which, if a BBBB Start Up was a strictly commercial enterprise, would be creating all sorts of stress and dramatics, not to mention that if I really was a cannabist from the planet cannabinoid on a secret mission to prepare the earth's atmosphere for invasion by cannabists by the construction of millions of Big Bong Air Conditioners, I would be in deep shit with Mission Control, I mean, I been on the ground for more than 1 month and so far nothing constructionary has happened.

Thing is, that a BBBB Start Up is neither strictly commercial or utterly alien, it's some where in between and the amount of time it takes is the amount of time it takes and from where I sit, here at the pointy part, we are ahead of schedule and underbudget.

We are ahead of schedule thanks to our As Soon As Possible completion date and we are under budget because I have no money. Indeed, if you need proof that I am not an alien on a clandestine mission to radically alter the earths atmosphere then you need look no further than my bank account and pockets.

I doubt that any alien civilization capable of crossing interstellar distances to land me here would strand me here, equipped with a BBBBusiness Plan, a qwerty and nothing else, unless of course, there is an alien dimension to this invasion strategy, a dimension that earthlings would find so entirely alien so as to not even see, an alien dimension that I, the tool of the aliens can't see either, a subterfuge of either such intricate subtlety or blatant obviousness that it is undetectable or visible only as a labyrinth of mandelbrotian complexity.

Think on it, attempting to instigate the construction of millions of Big Bong Air Conditioners in every human settlement on Earth is a tad more complicated and left field than the average shoot'em up - enslave'em - then eat'em - alien invasion plan and I doubt that any alien civilization engaged on invading earth would select me as their implementation tool and they certainly wouldn't allow me to publish their plan on the internet, of course, I could be programmed to say that and who am I to judge whether or not I am the puppet or the puppet master?

I mean, I would like to think we can implement the strategy inherent in the BBBBusiness Plan, it's just building lots of big tin cans when all is said and done, trouble has always been that when I first had the idea I had nothing and I since I still have most of it left, there is nothing else to do but wwwait out the rain or join the discussion in Nimbin about Cannabis Cafes.

till next

peace.

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